Whoa whoa whoa WHAT. Three MONTHS? Are you serious. H8ly f8ck. Uh. Ok8y. Have you tried:
1) 8etter pillows 2) MORE pillows 3) asking me to put you to sleep again even though you got night terrors or whatever 4) sleeping with some8ody (>:::;D) 5) getting sleeping sickness 6) sleeping on a pile of something (THIS ONE IS GR8 I RECOMMEND THIS) 7) I'm out of ideas 8) o8lig8tory #8 option.
Seriously sleeping on piles is GOLDEN. Try that. Sleep on a pile of PEOPLE even! Like a puppy. WHO LOVES PUPPIES? YOU DO. YES YOU DOES. YOU DOES!!!!!!!!
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Three MONTHS?
Are you serious. H8ly f8ck. Uh. Ok8y.
Have you tried:
1) 8etter pillows
2) MORE pillows
3) asking me to put you to sleep again even though you got night terrors or whatever
4) sleeping with some8ody (>:::;D)
5) getting sleeping sickness
6) sleeping on a pile of something (THIS ONE IS GR8 I RECOMMEND THIS)
7) I'm out of ideas
8) o8lig8tory #8 option.
Seriously sleeping on piles is GOLDEN. Try that.
Sleep on a pile of PEOPLE even! Like a puppy. WHO LOVES PUPPIES? YOU DO. YES YOU DOES. YOU DOES!!!!!!!!