Nah, cross my heart, this is completely legit. You don't have to do anything you don't want to do and you can stop at any time. Whatever you need just ask me and I'll get it for you to the best of my ability.
Last of all, I'll be here the whole time and you won't ever be left alone, and I am a really lucid smoker so don't worry about doing anything stupid or getting your shit taken advantage of. I will legit be here to look after you until you're sober enough to drive. Unless you want to sleep over because you don't think you can drive, that's cool too. Oh, and I have a shitton of food if you get the munchies.
Anything else?
[It's a familiar speech; the same one her own sister gave her the first time they smoked. She had... an interesting family, to say the very goddamn least.]
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Last of all, I'll be here the whole time and you won't ever be left alone, and I am a really lucid smoker so don't worry about doing anything stupid or getting your shit taken advantage of. I will legit be here to look after you until you're sober enough to drive. Unless you want to sleep over because you don't think you can drive, that's cool too. Oh, and I have a shitton of food if you get the munchies.
Anything else?
[It's a familiar speech; the same one her own sister gave her the first time they smoked. She had... an interesting family, to say the very goddamn least.]