enrages: ("child is useful: do not murder")
Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} ([personal profile] enrages) wrote 2013-09-14 06:25 am (UTC)

[ Let's talk about poor life decisions.

When Karson was seven, he chose to live with his dad in Locke City, America as opposed to with his mom in Canada.

When Karson was eight, he accidentally told his class his full name.

When Karson was nine, he thought it would be a really good idea to hide in the attic, despite the fact that it's impossible to open the door from the inside and his dad wouldn't be home for several hours.

When Karson was ten, he blew all his money on Digimon shit.

When Karson was eleven, he blew all his money trying to sell all his Digimon shit.

When Karson was twelve, he accepted the challenge of jumping off the school roof and broke his arm.

When Karson was thirteen, he was a teenager, and that's a poor life decision in itself.

When Karson was fourteen, he accepted the challenge of wheelie-ing off the school roof and broke both his arms.

When Karson was fifteen, he began pursuing the life goal of doing absolutely nothing.

When Karson was sixteen, he went to go smoke weed with some chick he knows from a magical network that only he and a few select others can actually see.

Needless to say, Karson Valenti is not the paragon of a good decision making calculus, and at the point where he's starting to feel nervous and awkward about a situation, then it is probably the dumbest thing he has ever done in his life.

But when you've gone a week and a half without sleep, you become desperate. The only hope he has is that by doing drugs, he might actually pass out for a little while, which has been his only priority for a month now.

Why drugs? Because it's the only shit he hasn't tried at this point. Like I said, desperate.

He shoots her a text, and then takes his sweet time getting over there. Eventually, he's knocking on her door, dog in tow.
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