Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

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"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

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we could be i guess

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i dont want poetry in my music.
end of story.

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awesome.
bye.

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why tho

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ok bye

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i dont want it.

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hey whats your favorit food

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but its good

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a great big helping of stop fucking texting me.
absolutely delicious.

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i
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srs tho

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i bet its something pretentious as fuck like ethiopian or cuban

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why?
are you going to try and poison me and collect the life insurance to pay for your shitty glasses?

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so good k-dawg

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STOP FUCKING TEXTGIN ME GODAMNNITFUCKK

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no i just wondered

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is it something boring like chinese? not that chinese is bad its just like everyones favourite food is chinese