Karson Valenti's Voice Mail

[enrages]

"NO, WAL-MART, I'M NOT GOING TO RETURN YOUR FUCKING CALLS. I APPLIED TO YOUR SHITTYASS STORE, LIKE, A GODDAMN YEAR AGO. I DON'T. WANT. THE. JOB. STOP CALLING.

If you're not Wal-Mart or a telemarketer, just leave a message, and I'll probably get back to you eventually. Seriously, though, this is 2012. Why the hell aren't you using something that's suitably futuristic and technologically advanced, like text messages or email? Who the fuck calls people anymore, I me---"

*beeeep*

Comments

text;

[eras]

then i would say you're out of luck?

text;

[enrages]

oh well.
i tried.

[counterclock]

.................yeah well

[counterclock]

aint your fault

[counterclock]

she needed to let some steam out its fine it probably made her feel better and its good you were there anyway if we were alone they might never have found my body

[enrages]

she just
kinda gets like that sometimes.
super hardcore.

text;

[eras]

you two are ridiculous!
maybe at least vary your insults a little
and idk
just try talking to him
or yelling at him

[counterclock]

its good that you have someone to have your back tho like shit she protects you like a mama bear that just sat on the worlds angriest thumbtack and that shit aint easy to find in a person

Text; Backdated to Sept 21st

[vetala]

I threw up on a police officer. My life is over.

[counterclock]

i also might be sorta sorry for lettin you run off like that

[counterclock]

i shouldnta

[counterclock]

fuck i just didnt know how to stop you even though letting you drive like that was dangerous and i shoulda known youda been scared and i majorly fucked up

[counterclock]

i hope i didnt like fuck you up or anything or break your trust that would make me feel pretty goddamn awful if that was a thing i did

text;

[enrages]

oh god
what happened??
do i need to be there?
of course i need to be there
where are you??
i'm coming.

[counterclock]

you deserved a better experience than what you got and its my fault i failed in giving it to you and it turned out shitty when it was only supposed to help

[enrages]

no
it's
just
i'm a wimp i've always been a wimp and it's not your fault at all.
so
please don't blame yourself for me freaking out?

Text;

[vetala]

A friend of mine saw too. It was literally the worst and I don't know how to even handle this. I wasn't arrested but it is honestly.

I wish I had a phone with a keyboard so I could actually explain the gravitas of this situation.

[counterclock]

but i know youre a wimp and i shoulda accommodated for that i shoulda tried to calm you down instead of letting you leave like you did its just i froze up like a fucking asshole and let you run off instead of helping like an actual friend should and you know your friend was fucking right to punch me in the face for it i deserved it

[enrages]

wow no do not victim blame yourself!!!!!
none of that bullshit!!!!!!!!

[counterclock]

dude i am not victim blaming myself

[enrages]

you totally are.

[counterclock]

karson your best friend did not *victimise* me

Text;

[enrages]

location, now.
i'm bringing your favorite ice cream.
also just sent an email to our teachers saying we won't be at school tomorrow.
we're movie nighting and we are making you feel better.

text;

[drama8om8]

I guess Spinneret and Serket sound sort of slightly similar? Aaaaaaaand Octavia means, like, 8. And "Mindfang" has 8 letters.
8oom! VALID CONNECTION.
And ok, 8rave leader! I'll 8e w8ting.
(Just don't mention Spinneret to him ok or he'll get gross trauma echoes a8out 8lood and horri8le shit pro8a8ly and you'll 8oth get triggered and just DON'T DO IT.)

text;

[enrages]

okay, okay.
no mindfangs or spinnerets and i guess spinneret-- you had a spider mom??
are you part spider jesus?
are you going to grow eyes and legs and shit???